OK LET'S TLAK ALL AOBUT ME!!1 BECAUSE EVDRYOEN LOVES THAT RIHGT? PAGES ABOUT GYUS WHO MAK WEBOMICS ARE THE MOST POULAR ON THE INTRNET!!! MOV OVER YAHOO HER IS SOMET STUFF ABOUT ME UNLSS I GET BORED

OPTNE I GET ASKED WHAT I LOOK LIKE1!! LIK: HERE IS A EMAIL I GOT:

To: evk_d@hotmail.com From: jhgfghbmhfmhg@madeup.com

Dear Homeowner:

Do you dream of consolidating all your credit bills? Are you broke? Are you an idiot who went out and thought he was mister fancy pants and brought a huge house that you can't pay for and now a few years down the road when you're broke and penniless the bank will send over large guys with heavy things to kick you out of your house and beat you and make you into a human toilet who takes nickels every time a child relieves themself in your bloated husk until you've finally payed off everything you own? If so, YOU need a better job. HAHAHAHA

I mean uh, you need Consolidated Financial Credit Services LLP INC. We can take all your bills and compound them into one affordable monthy bill! Give us call today, beacuse if you can't put your financial future in the hands of strangers who sent you spam, who CAN you put it in the hands of? Huh? Yeah, that's what I thought.

OK SO!!! SICNE YOU AKSED FOR IT HER IZ A PICTURE OF ME:

YOU ARE A FAG@22

IMTHE PIMP OF THECENTRUY!!!!! HERE ARE SOMEH OTHER THIGNS ABOUT ME : IGIO OT COLLEG AT FAG COLLEGE BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF FAGS WHO AR ELIK YOUR LATE FOR LCASS AND I'M LIKE THE JERK STORE CALELD AND SAID YOR GAY AND THE NI TOOK A TEST AND I GOT A D BECAUS THE TACHER SAID MEXICO DIDNT WIN WORLD WRA 2!!! HE IS GAY AND WEARS BAD SUITS!! IT IS TNO 1070 ANYMORE MISTER

BY THEW AY I WAS GOING TO DRAW A BUCNH OF STIRPS ABOUT COLELGE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL TO GO TO COLLG AND NOT WRITE STRISP ABOUT COLELG BUT I LOST THEM ALL WEHN I ACICDNETLY PUT A MAGNET ON MY HARD DRIV SO NOW YOU GET BARND NEW QUEST!! DRAW A CARD

MAN YPEOPLE ASK HWO DID YOU YOU LEARN TO DRAW SO WELL?? WELL IT WAS A VEYR COMPLICATED PROCESS OF DRAWGIN BOOBS IN MY TNOEBOOKS DURIGN MATH CLASS FOR SEVERAL EAYRS NAD NOW I AM THE NEXT DONATELLO!! TURTLES FIHGT WITH HONR!!!11

SOMETIMG PEOPLE CALL MEREATRED BUT IM NOT!111 BUT I KNOW A GUY WHO IS AND HE IS ALSEPE ALL THE THE ITME AND EH THINKS IM A LIBERAL ARTS MAGJOR!!1 BUT IM NOT BECAUZE LIBERAL ARTS=GAY ENGLISYH GUYS WHO ARE ALL LIK PIP PIP PUT YORU THING UP MY BUM1!! TIEM FOR TEA GOVENROR!

I AM A COMPTUR SCIENE MAJOR AND I LLEARN HOW TO WRIT PROGRAMISN THAT WILL HELP POEPLE RUN BUBBLE SORTS1!! AND ALSO PRINT THINGS ON THE SCREN LIKE PROFESSOR HEIZ = FAT FAG!!!1 ONE TIM I SAW HIM AND I WAS LIK YOUR FAT AND HWEAS LIKE GET OFF MY LAWN AND IW AS LIKE NO AND THEN I RAN AWYA BECAUSE HE IS A FAT COWBOY HICK WITH GUNS AND KIDS ANDD DOGS AND HIS WIFE IS REALLY HIS MOM

I WORK IN THE COMPTUER LAB AND IT ISJUST LIKE USER FREINDSLY!! BEACUSE PEOPLE COME IN AND ASK STUPID QUEWITONS AND IM LIKE SHUT UP AND THEY ARE LIK IM GOING TO REPOT YOU LET ME TALK TO YOUR BMOSS AND IM LIKE NO GET IT!?!! I AM THE MSOT POPULAR STRIP ON THE WEB!!! LINX OK I HTINK THAT IS IT BUT IF YOU WANT TO KNW MORE LIK ABOUT THE TIME I WNET TO FLORDIA AND FOUD A DOG AND SAVD THE WORLD FFROM OLD PEOPL EMILA ME

HER ASRE MY CLASESS I AM TLAKING THIS SMEMESTER:
PSYCHOLOGY FOR GAYS!!! MY ETAHCER IS GAY BECAUSE HE LIKES MEN AND I THIK HE DRIVES A MAZDA
COMPUTR SCINCE (OF JUSTICE)_! I DONT KNOW WHAT WHIS ONE IS BECAUSE I NEVERP AY ATTENTNIO A
SSEMBLER! I LIK THIS ONE BECAUSE IT HAS ASS IN IT
LAOS I'M SIUUUPPOSTED TOBE AT AN INTERNSHIPT BUT I NEVER GO BECAUSE IT IS BORING!!! 2 BLAH BLAH WIDOZE 2000!! AM IR IGHT FOLKS
CLICK SOMEWHERE TO GO BAK TO MY INXED PAGE!! I'M NTO DOING ALL THE WORK FOR YOU MISTER