OK HER IZ ALL THE OLD NEWS IR OTE!!! FAG

SEOMTEIMT SHUT UP1`1 TODAY I AWS LIK WLKAIGN DOWN THE STREET AND THE N I GOT TO MY DORM AND I THOGUTH IS LOST MY CARD TO GET IN BUT I DIN'DT@@@@@@@@@~! THAT IS SOT FUNNY IS HOSDUL MAKE A COMCO ABOUT IT BUT IM TO BUSY PLAYING CHRONO CROSS (BESRT GAME EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I 'MAGLD IT DONST HAVE ANY GAUYH TIEM TRAVEL HELL O IA M FORM THE PAST AND I WOULD LIEK T OBE GAY WIT YOU UH HUH U H) SO SITNEAD HERE ARE SOME COMCI SOTHER PEOPEL MADE BECAUSE THEYRS FAGOTS

SEPTEMBER SOEMTHGIM

I DECIED I WILL BE FROM CROATIA TODAY!1 YA, ICH BIN EIN EUROPE MAN1! FEED BE BORSCHET!!1

OH YEAH IG OT ANOTHER LETTER FROM CALI-X (FAGOT):

Dear Evk, here is my latest work:

Gentle muse, whisper
thine purest inspiration,
the golden nimbus of dawn draws near
fat chicks with dildos

I hope you will share it, and the three comics I have crafted for you, with the world. Now I am off to sculpt!

HAHAH HIM = HAS SEX WITH MEN!1111 OH YEAH SEND ME MONEY (PLZ) SO I CAN BUY THIS GAME I SAW AT EBOWLRD WHERE YOUR LIKE DRIVING THIS CAR AND YOUR LIKE BAGN PWO AND THEN YOU RUN OVER MARGARENT THATCHER AND SHE'S LIKE BORRU PEN!11

JUNE UM, 8516908T (PROVE ME WRONG, FAG!11159_)

TODAY I SAW A DOG AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN I CHANSED IT ALL OVER AND THEN IT BIT ME AND I WAS LIKE YOU BITCH AND THEN IT BIT ME AGAIN AND I HAD TO GO TO THE DORCTOR EVEN THOUG HIT HGOUT I WAS OK AND THE DOCTR WAS LIK I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A SHOOT! I WAS ALL ILIKE FUCK YOU!111 AND THEN A SAW A NUSR WHO WAS HOT

OH YAH IG OT MORE MAIL TO PUT IN CALI-X SHITTY POETY CORNER WHERE HE PROBABLY LIKES TO BEAT OFF ANT IT SMELLS RAL BAD:

Evk! I am inspired!
SOUL! Of last,
my heart wieghs heavy
and memory sheds tears.
My emotions of a man long gone
Evk now likes queers

I also drew you some more comics. Now I am off to inspire high-school students around the country!

HAHA THIS GUY = FAG!111111

OH YAH ALSO I GOT A BILL TODYA FOR LIK $400 BECAUZ I BROUHGHT A N64 BECAUZ IT IS THE COOLEST SYSTEM EVER SO PLZ SEND ME MONY OR I WILL HAV TO MOW LOAWS AGAIN AND THEN MIS. SMITH WILL BE LIK I HAVE AN OTHER WAY TO PAY YOU AND TAKE HER PANTS OFF AND ILL THROW UP AGAIN AND GET CHARGD TO CLEAN HER SHOES THX

JUNE 2 OR SOMETHGIN

OK SORRY I HVAN'T UDPATED I NS OLONG BUT HTE SMEEMSTER ENDD AND THAT MEANS ID ONT HAVE A JOB ANYREMO AND IW AS LIK I WANT A BIK AND MY MO MWAS LIK NO SO WIAS LIK FUCK U MOM!!!!!!! THEN IW ENT AND GOT ON A TRAIN BECAUSE I WANTD 2 BE A HOBO AND THN HTEOMS OTHER SUTFF HAPPEND IF ORGET SO HER ARE SOME MORE CALI-X COMIX BECAS I NEED A BATH THX LATR

SOME DAY FI ROGOT OR SOMETHIGN

OK THAT CARLI THIG WAS GAYU!!!!11 I WONT' DO IT AGAI N UNELSS I DONT FEEL LIK MAKGIN COMICS WHIC IS VERY ARHED!!!!!1 I WILD LIKE TO SEE YO UTRY AND THEN I WOULD PUNC YPU WITH MY FISTS OF JUSTICE!!!!1 SO HER AREOS MORE COMICS ITH AN EPIC STORYLIN!1111111 WHAT WHATCKY MISADVENTURES WILL OUR HEORES HAVE NXT AND WILL I PULL A C I NASSEMBERL?!!111 BATMAN APREL 13TH (FRIDAY!!!1H SCAYR!)09

IM ET THIS TGUY HWHOS LIKE I'M MISTER POET GUY!U3 FRM CALIFORNIA!11 (GET IT BECAAZ HIS NAME IS CALI-X!11 MOVE OVRE ERMA BOMBEBCK) I TIRKCEHDI M INTO MAKING SOME BQNS IWTH MY SUPERJUSTICE POWER!!!1 BEACUSE IT ITS LES WORK I HAVE TO DO ADN I C AN SPED MORE TIM TRYING TO FIGUR OUT WHER THE SMELL IN MY ROOM SI COMING FROM (I SUSPECT BEHID THE RADATIOR!~ SNEAKY!1111111111) SO SOME OF HISC COMICS ARE GOING UP OR SOETMHING I DONT KNOW
PS HE IAS GAY ASND WROT A POME HE MADE ME PUT HPU

LO! My son, the hills run deep
with dreams of mortal men
such spirits fuel the wanton lust
my urine is red

THSI GUY = GAY

APRIL SOMETHUING

I HCANGED MY EMAIL ADDRESS BEACUS THIS GUY WAS LIK THAT'S MY MEAIL ADDRESS AND NOW IM GETTING YOUR MAIL SITNEAD OF MY MAIL ABOUT FAGGY VIDEOGAMES~``1!! HE = GAY SO MY NEW ADDDRESS IS BESTOCMICEVR@HOTMAIL.COM PLZ THX

MARCH 25 2001
OK HER ISD A NEW PAGE:!
HEREE
OTHER NTHAN THAT YORU A FAG OR SOMETHING I DKNOT KNOW I WILL HAV MORE STUFF LATER BUT RIGHT NOW IM PLAYING VAGRENT STORY (BEST GAM EVER!!!!!!!!!!1111111)

MARCH 23 20021
ALL TAHT WHIT WAS BORING!11 SO HER ARE ZOME KEWLER COLRS! PS I AMDE A BANNER IF YOU WANT TO LINK TO ME AND IF YUO DON'T I HAT EYOU A LTO!!1